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The Temple of Ptah
Created on 2005-10-15 11:26:40 (#8549511), last updated 2009-11-12
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Basic Info| Name: | ptahmonkey |
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| Location: | Sheffield, United Kingdom |
BioPity the poor Probosis Monkey! Cruel evolution has cursed this gentle beast with a nose that, well, to be fair, is EXTREMELY suggestive. This has led to decades of persecution and hatred from the other monkey species, and they endured decades of undeserved suffering. One day, the Elder Gods decided that the gentle Probosis Monkey needed a defender, a protector, a sentinal to stand for them against their persecutors. So, gathering all of their powers, they created ME!! The mighty Ptahmonkey!
Unfortunately for them, I didn't fancy the job. I mean, nurse-maiding a species of ridiculous primates? Sitting around listening to their problems and being their shoulder to cry on? Please! That's what social workers are for! It would frankly be a waste of my near slightly demi-godlike power! So, now I am attempting to conquer the Universe. Pretty nifty, eh?
Unfortunately for them, I didn't fancy the job. I mean, nurse-maiding a species of ridiculous primates? Sitting around listening to their problems and being their shoulder to cry on? Please! That's what social workers are for! It would frankly be a waste of my near slightly demi-godlike power! So, now I am attempting to conquer the Universe. Pretty nifty, eh?
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